>> you like the title? "screw everyone"? craig: what are you talking about? she doesn't have a mic? oh, here. hole on to this. >> we're back. craig: do you walk around with that? >> i do. craig: you should have that for a comedienne. that is great thing. are you doing a lot of stand up? >> i do a lot of stand up and i wrote this thing. craig: that's the thing comedians do now. they write books. >> we write books. this is more challenging than the stand up, though. craig: did you tell your husband you have a problem with -- >> he doesn't love it. i let him read autoall of it. i'm like if it is funny, it stays. sfssf it is not funny and you don't like it, i'll consider it. craig: what did you cut out? >> i made him -- i mean, it is all true, but i made him even nicer.

i made him better looking. craig: the book is terrific. it is lovely to meet you. ophira eisenberg, everybody. good night, everybody. good night.

just take a look at that snow coming down. this is a live look at boston. just one of many towns all across the northeast tonight

getting hammered by a blizzard. you think that's bad? oh, some places could get covered by three feet overnight. >> lori joins us where the snow is falling fast in connecticut. >> reporter: blizzard warnings are in effect for parts of new jersey to maine. with wind gusts up to 75 miles per hour. >> this is intense. there's no joke. >> several governors declared emergencies and are already warning about the cleanup ahead. >> the recovery will be slow. people should prepare for that. >> a nasa satellite photo shows two storm systems colliding to make a far reaching and dangerous nor'easter. >> by saturday, 7:00 a.m., the worst of the blizzard will be in southeast new england. >> snow is blamed for a 19 car pileup in maine. only minor injuries were reported. thousands of flights are canceled through saturday. leaving passengers scrambling to make other plans. and amtrak suspended service in northeast corridor friday

afternoon. >> it's been really stressful trying to figure out how to maneuver the transportation system. >> nobody is going anywhere here in hartford. the roads are empty with drivers heeding the governor's ban on driving. connecticut's governor also warned of more power outages. >> as we see greater gusts, we expect more folks to lose their power. >> new york city may not get the worst of the storm, but the mayor is telling residents to sit tight. >> stay home, read a good book, take it easy. >> when it's all over, the hazardest hit areas could see as much as 3 feet of snow. marley hall for cbs news, hartford, connecticut. it's going to be rough overnight and high tide comes in the morning and that could result in coastal flooding. top, give us an idea, where is the snow and how much is piling up? >> some reports of 10 inches know in coastal connecticut. here are the heavy bands of snow. you can see the banding moving from the southeast across to

the northwest. now it is filled in, even around northern new jersey. they were dry for a while and now they are looking at some more snow. the heaviest bands of snow are still right along the coastal connecticut area and into rhode island and the winds are beginning to pick up as well. see the whiter colors. those are your heavy bands of snow. a heavy band of snow up i-91 from hartford towards bridgeport. it's a snow magnet. already had 12 inches by 7:00 this evening. so they are december destined to have 2 feet of snow. they had a 62-mile an hour wind gust last hour. 31-mile an hour wind gust in hartford and 24-mile an hour wind gust toward new york. 32 as you move out on long island. our wakeup weather, we have an effect of this. wind advisory has been expanded. windchill is at 6:00 in the morning. we'll be in the teens. windy and cold at 8:00 and

10:00, windy and cold with temperatures holding in the 30s right on through 10:00. we'll come back and show you the wind advisory and talk about whether or not we're going to stay cold all weekend and look ahead to next week. we might get in a winter game, too. >> you know, living with autism is no easy task and the challenges are exasperated when the treatment is out of reach. for 4,000 families in maryland, it's a reality they deal with all too often. but now, lawmakers are getting ready to pass legislation that could help. the problem is, it just isn't enough. it's a drop in the bucket. kenny understands that. he's here to explain why that drop is so important, however small it may be. >> family you're about to meet doesn't stand to gain from this legislation if it stays in tact and it passes. what they want to highlight is how under served families living with autism are. this is seven-year-old sam brody. he's living with autism. his parents know caring for him is a 24/7 job. >> several things.

>> even during tv interviews, which is why they are hoping maryland lawmakers keep the department of education budget in tact that would bring relief to 100 families who can't afford autism treatment. >> therapy, integration services is one of them. that is the most important because that's what gets us therapy. >> unfortunately, sam and his family don't stand to gain anything if the line item passes. currently, the waiting list has more than 3900 children. sam is number 405. >> at this rate, he'll be 15 before he gets services. >> maryland is one of the few states that doesn't mandate insurance companies to cover autism treatment. so families rely on medicaid to pay for some of it. but the therapy sam needs costs a lot more. >> a program for him, that would be effective for him would be about three to four hours a week. we are only getting one. >> to bridge the void, sam's parents make sure he has plenty of comforts at home.

>> i have my dog and the cowboys and therapy and gymnastics and the dentist. >> i am autism. >> nationally, one out of 88 children is affected by an autism spectrum disorder. >> stewart is with the organization, autism speaks. he is hoping their organization will help them to treat autistic children. sarah brody knows her son's number won't come up soon, but this is one step in the right direction for families in need. >> yeah, we need help. very much so. >> maryland state lawmakers will vote on this line item next week. >> thanks, kenny. an annapolis mother says her two-year-old was possessed and that is why she killed her. today, investigators found the body of little cassidy booth in a trash transfer facility in jesup. her mom was arrested thursday. she confessed to smothering her

own daughter bilying on top of her and throwing her body into a dumpster. she told police she thought the child was suffering from a muslim curse placed on her by her estranged father and she was possessed by an evil spirit. a difficult day for the family of a murdered teen. today would have been amber stanley's 18th birthday. her family visited her grave site. the grief was almost too much for her dad. the high school student was gunned down in her home six months ago and so far, no arrests have been made. new tonight, anne arundel county places a teacher on leave after they get wind of a video on facebook showing that teacher confronting a young student. apparently the two had dust up before. well, the video shows the two in a confrontation that

goes on for several minutes. the school system calls that video disturbing and it placed the teacher on leave from arundel middle school. no sign of that excop wanted for murder. police in california concede their massive man hunt has failed to pick up his trail. nothing since they found chris dorner's burned out pickup in san bernardino county. >> we're going to continue searching until either we discover he left the mountain or we find him, one or the two. >> dorner is wanted for murdering one cop, wounding two others and killing the daughter of an excop and her fiance. l.a.p.d. fired dorner five years ago accusing him of lying when he accused a fellow officer of beating up a suspect. dorner recently posted an online rant, declaring a one- man war against cops. cops he said did him wrong. the only thing harder to find than dorner tonight is a way to escape those brutal sequestration spending cuts that are scheduled to slam the federal government on march 1.

democrats and republicans are designing ways to blame each other if it comes and today, the white house put out a long list of programs that will be cut back if sequestration hits. >> if congress and the white house can't find a way to avoid sequestration, the next goal is to avoid the blame when real voters begin to feel the effects. >> virginia senator, mark warner. >> this is going to be awful. people do not understand. >> the white house put out a long list friday of domestic programs that will be cut back by sequestration. it follows a list of slashes to the defense department made public earlier this week and referred by the president friday evening. >> there is no reason, no reason for that to happen. putting our fiscal house in order calls for a balanced approach, not massive cuts that could have a severe impact on

our military preparedness. >> no signs of negotiate in progress means posturing for failure. >> it's the same old ridiculous washington blame game. that's what we are seeing right now. >> but martin believes the cuts are so painful, both sides will look, again, for a temporary fix. >> i think that candle gets kicked again down the same old road. >> a few movants from now, we're doing the same thing again? >> and again, and again, and again. >> push comes to shove, he believes republicans will fold. >> because what we have seen in the polls is almost nobody respects the congress these days in the polls. if that happens, it's going to hurt the republicans more than the democrats. and deep down, speaker boehner knows that. >> but republicans have their own pr campaign underway to allot the blame for painful sequestration cuts. the speaker's office using the hash tag, obama quester.

>> it goes on and on. thank you. still ahead, you have to see the video that had all of us laughing tonight. a nine-year-old who is really excited about the weather and we mean really excited. watch out, top. >> topper jr. all right, remember the kansas man who donated sperm to a lesbian cup and will now he is being sued for child support? we had questions for this, so we spent debra to a local sperm bank to find out what you need to know before you

it was the kind of news story that makes you say, huh? a kansas man that donated sperm is now being slapped with child support. >> this story generated tons of questions, so we sent debra to get some answers. i'm hoping you got some. >> i definitely have a few. william of topeka, kansas, answered a craigslist ad and donated sperm to a lesbian

couple. fast forward, that couple is no longer together, they filed for welfare and the state hits up him for money. if you are left scratching your head, we went to one of the top sperm banks for answers. >> what's the biggest misconception about that whole news story in kansas? >> that it was a donor that came from a sperm bank. >> if you were as shocked as many were to hear about the state of kansas going after a sperm donor for child support, know this donor turned dad didn't donate through what you might think of, when you think of a sperm bank. after answering a craigslist ad in 2009, william dropped his sperm off at the door of couple, angela bower and jennifer shriner. >> for me, for all intents and purposes is a contract that says look, i'm giving up parental rights. >> kansas law says differently. dr. michelle. >> many states automatically say, if an insemination does

not take place, either in a physician's office or under a physician's guidance, that donor will automatically be considered as a parental figure. >> and that's why kansas wants the government assistance they paid back from morata. >> you don't have to deal with any of that because the donors agreements are with us. >> i believe it's unethical. >> this donor talked to us on the condition we wouldn't show his face or name. he passed the genetic medical and other testing fairfax bank requires. our donor admits although he is protected, he wasn't 100% clear on the law. and frankly, he's surprised. >> i think there are a lot of variables in it and the state have their reasons for doing what they are doing. i think it's crazy, especially for the kid. >> his attorneys filed a petition to have the case dismissed. in case you're wondering, because so many people asked us, as fairfax bank sperm donor could make $150 per donation.

that's $150 per donation. or up to $4,000 in six months. back to you, lesli. >> wow. o.k. well, should the washington redskins change their team name? that question is at the root of any number of arguments this week, but tonight, derek says the answer really isn't that hard to come by. >> no, lesli, think about it. if we were naming our football team today, clearly, no one would even consider a name like redskins because it would be offensive. why do so many of us hold on so tightly to a name created in a time when few cared about such things? i said it before. it's probably always a bad idea to name a sports team after a living, breathing ethnic group, even if the intent is honorable. let's be real, does the name redskins really sound like it's honoring anybody? you know, i once had a conversation with a native american who spoke so passionately about how hurtful that name is. i felt a shame, like i needed

to apologize for being a fan. but that was years ago. and like a lot of you, i put my unease aside to root with the team i grew up with. wasn't this past season just a glorious ride? even that got me to thinking, is it right to have so much fun with something that others find so painful? look, i love the redskins and i'll miss the name, i'll be honest. traditions die hard. at a time when being a washington football fan just got to be fun again, shouldn't our favorite team have a name that everyone can feel that good about? lesli,top. >> absolutely. i like what mike had to say. i like washington warriors. >> that's not bad. >> that's pretty god. >> good. i can live with that. >> as long as rg is healthy. >> we need to get him out there. >> he is a warrior. >> absolutely. you wish you were a snow warrior right now, don't you? >> i'm a wind warrior right now. that's the only thing we have to show for this blizzard. we have a wind advisory until

6:00 a.m. tomorrow. let's start with a live look outside. high temperature 43. temperatures haven't fallen off the table. notice a dew point in the low 20s. it was in the mid 30s earlier. dryer air is moving in. it will get colder. winds picking up at 21 and yes, that is courtesy of departing the blizzard. so, wind advisory at one time, i tweeted this out. originally was frederick county and loudoun county north and west, now the entire metro area has been added to the wind advisory until 6:00 a.m. wind gusts 40 to 50 miles per hour. that covers you folks in st. mary's county. zoom in, we're looking at the blizzard in new england. the precipitation is filled n. at one time, north jersey was out of the loop. now the snow is filled back in. we get the counterclock wise flow, that's why we have the big wind. this storm is really deepening. the pressure is falling slowly and i think before the night is over, you're going see hurricane forced winds along

the coast of massachusetts. so essentially, 74-mile an hour winds or higher and it's not technically a hurricane because it is a cold storm. we have clouds to the north. we could see a couple flurries pass by tonight. no closer than frederick or gaithersburg. for the most part, our wind is our headline overnight. morning windchills will be in the teens. winds 30 miles an hour or higher until noon. colder on saturday night. winds are lax. bad news, temperatures plummet. not as cold on sunday. pretty nice way to finish the weekend. so overnight, 26 to 32 for lows. mostly cloudy, windy. maybe a flurry. winds now northwest at 20 to 40 and gusty. winds still brisk. northwest 15 to 30 and gusty. 20s and 30s, you factor in the winds. and by afternoon, still rather windy, but not as crazy windy. mostly sunny, windy colder. windchills in the 20s and high temperatures near 40.

now we have winds northwest at about 10 to 20 and gusty. so, the next three days, we're going to keep everything green for now. we'll monitor monday, but certainly tomorrow is green. windy in the morning, clouds and mostly sunny, 39. sunday not as cold. clouds come in late. the bulk of the day is nice. mid 40s. and then monday, locate the umbrella. we're on the warm side of that storm. that will bring us rain with temperatures in the low 50s. however, the next seven days, tuesday looks very nice. we're back in the low 50s. wednesday, thursday, we have a storm from the south. may start out as rain, could end as snow wednesday night into thursday morning. back in the 40s on thursday and next friday looks nice with temperatures back into the low 50s. >> all right, we know it is a big night in d.c. sports because dave has on a vest. >> coming back. >> this is from the deacon collection. >> we have a big board for d.c. sports fans tonight.

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now, here's dave owens at the wusa9 cadillac sports desk. >> man, just imagine if the wizards could press the delete button on the first month and a half of the season. we'd be talking about another d.c. pro team making the playoffs. don't laugh. they are one game above .500 with john wahl, just as good as milwaukee, the current eighth seed. bradley beale back tonight, sore wrist and all. you know it's a good night when this starts happening. put this on your bucket list. shot clock running down. don't play horse with him. only one for five on the night. john wahl, you know what i call

him, master magician. he also had four steals and fast twitch muscles. 89-74. >> and i saw it coming out tonight and digging in again like we did from a defensive standpoint. set up the whole game for us. we won that game defensively. >> no doubt about that. washington now 9-7 since wahl's return. those were great highlights, so let's show you some more. it's something i hope will become tradition here on friday. we called our fave5. featuring local sports teams, compliments of my producer. all right, here we go. number five. this is maryland's alex. i call him the ukrainian obliterator. he says, your manuscript won't be needed here. he's a publisher. terps win by 5. not many highlights, but mike hit me

with your best shot. this is always a highlight. rg3 walking, talking, without any crutches. no limp brought home the rookie of the year. that is number 3 on our highlight reel. number two, john wahl back to wednesday night. he tells carmelo anthony, man, get that out of here. please. and you know it's laundry day. >> number one, super bowl, a lot of highlights from this one. joe flacco escaped. bolden making the great catch right here, and the toe tap. 33-yards, ravens win super bowl xlvii. if the ravens cut him, he'll retire. how about that? >> with more great highlights from this week. derek mcginty's favorite music here. game of the week. hi mom. she turned right toward the camera. all right. i call this girl right here the

popper. kelly hughes, she had 12, but they could not stop lauren soap box derby. she goes high window. the hornets win 58-40. the girls take poolsville in our game of the week. so, we have a little bit of everything for you tonight. >> deacon has been preaching tonight. >> the poolsville popper. >> i have a whole bucket list. a whole thing going on. >> it doesn't work sometimes. >> we'll be right back. >>